I'm a professor, bitches!
I can't even believe I get to write this, but I'm a professor! The moment has arrived! I have hit a lifetime goal and survived to talk about it! Look at all the exclamations!!!
So, yeah, I teach game design at Irvine Valley College. Technically, I've been teaching college courses for several months now through a very cool little private school called New Vista School in Laguna Hills, but this new job actually comes with the title I've coveted.
Also, don't judge my coveting. You just wait until I have my Dr. title. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr., aaaaaaall day long.